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Name: Stephanie
Birthday: 10/15/1986
Gender: Female
Interests: eating like a fat man, laughing butchly, stalking fine mens, being a professional shopper, driving crazily, traveling everywhere, harboring a terminal case of A.D.H.D, & loving my friends! & being loved, of course.
Expertise: YOUR MOM's inner thighs. damn...HOW MUCH?!?
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message me
Member Since:
3/19/2003
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| so i am materialistic, gross, and like to procrastinate. HENCE >>> i am writing this entry.
THiNGS i WANT for my 21st barfday:
Louis Vuitton Multicolore Canvas Wapity, $360, eLuxury.com
for my canon sd800. it's already banged up as fuck, and i've had it for
all of like 8 months. I NEED THIS. it's really an investment if you
think about it, cause i'll save money ON a new camera IF i buy this.
yes. most logical purchasing reasoning EVER.
Chanel Jumbo Classic Flap in White Caviar, $2250, MY PANTS
isn't it preeetty?!? i jizz myself a little everytime i look at it..but at $2500 a pop...i don't know anymore. howevs, if you want to buy it for me, i will appreciate you fully & pay you back handsomely in sexual favors. seriously, i'm willing to whore myself out for this purse.
Louis Vuitton Neverfull MM, $620, eLuxury.com
cause i'm sick of my papillon, need a more roomy bag that i can knock around...plus this is relatively inexpensive for LV, yeah? i'm a loser.
Harry Potter Hardcover Boxset Volumes 1-7, $105.30 + $2.99 shipping, Overstock.com
uhh need i say more? i already have all 7, but they're all like snotty, ragged, & broken cause i read them so damn much. plus i can have a trunk & look cooler. group present, anyone? hahah i am a brat.
Office Season 3 DVD Set, $31.99, Amazon.com
YES! i needs this shit. you have no idea how much i want to make dwight my life coach. & jim my sex slave.
Dwight Bobblehead, $19, http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=8368.
you will be my favorite person in the whole wide world if you got me this. i shit you not, i would probably give you free hugs ALL THE TIIIIIIIME!
Office "Support the Rabid" Bracelet, $?, http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=42380
i needs me some bling bling. & i enjoy supporting the cure for rabies. actually, anything from http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=42380 (the office store) will do nicely.
 
CAL hooded sweatshirt, $?, Cal Student Store
not necessarily those cause they're sorta hurt, but i NEEDS to get me some before i graduate. pho to the reals.
Brita Water Filter + Pitcher, $21.99, Linen N' Things
cause i likes water. & apparently bottled water is worse for you than tap. not a good look, yeah? so i'm probably going to buy this myself anyway if i don't get it, but uhh..i'm lazy and fat.
Braun Epilator, $58.99, drugstore.com
hair remover because secretly, i am chewbacca.
Printed-out photos of our various sexcapades, $who knows?, YOUR COMPUTERS + KODAK.COM
cause i wants your pictures. and saving them off of multiply = poor photo quality. YOU GET MY DRIFT.
world peace, priceless, jimmy carter's pants
if you have trouble tracking this down, ending world hunger OR brainwashing the iranian president + kim jong II + akon + 50 cent will do nicely as well. but that also means you failed, so...take your pick.
perhaps what i want, most of all. a BOMBASS CAKE. to share with my lovely friends. i would be happy if everyone just got me a cake and we sang and i made wishes. i just want cake. ALL THE TIME.
if you got it from masse's pastries in berkeley i would probably jizz all over your titties. if you got it from schubert's or the cakery in burlingame i would be equally as happy. what i'm really trying to say is, please somebody buy me cake. i don't want anything but really fine pastry and opulent buttercream and sweet flavors dancing in my mouth. i love if when things dance in my mouth.
that is all friends, that is all.
p.s. if somebody wants to get me a propane gas tank i'd be grateful too, cause i need one for my BBQ. hahah yes. please do that...thanks.
p.p.s. cupcakes are always a good idea, & so is a big bucket of fried chicken. i also like UNDERWEAR...M bottoms, 36c bras. sometimes d. i will model if for you if you buy it for me (even you, gabby).
p.p.p.s. what i want more than cake is a big, bountiful birthday dinner with all my friends. soi 4 thai restaurant in oakland, ladies. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE, and look cute cause you'll all be posing with me passed out.
info: http://www.yelp.com/biz/4T-f3rxs-qw8YAF9EfuxZg#hrid:_CD6v5qXpW0x4iZ3RAy_6A/query:soi
apparently they have REALLY good, quality food for not-so-high prices, which is good for my friends, yeah? you guys like how i'm considerate & nice? oh, and it has AWESOME cocktails that aren't too pricey. also, it's cute & we can dress up without looking douche-y, yet make a drunken scene. PERF.
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| i'm so, so mad...and sad, and......so disappointed in myself.
i'm sad b/c i let down my dad, and even he said he's not as close as me as he used to be.
i'm mad b/c he still thinks my opinions are invalid, and that my negative attributes overwhelm any validity i have.
i'm sad b/c i let down a friend...
but also mad b/c another friend let me down. in so many ways.
i'm sad b/c i feel like i haven't been taking advantage of my college years, and everything else will suffer.
i'm mad b/c i may have inadvertently fucked up my future with my laziness, and let more people down than i should have.
i'm ... just not in a good place right now.
i just want my family and i to be happy. together. i want to be a good, fulfilled person who doesn't suck at dealing with her problems...
most of all, i hope i blow this last year out of the water and fucking improve on everything i need to improve on. with or without a boyfriend, with or without sleep.
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| SOO many questions unanswered.
howevs, it was a valiant effort by rowling to close out this epic series...truth be told, i don't think i would have really been completely happy with it in any instance. her writing DID sorta suck though (her editors probably gave her wayy too much of a free hand, given her fame), it was WAYYY too short, slow in the beginning, and she is much better at writing comedy than action. however, i WAS enraptured the whole 4 hours it took me to read. my heart was racing the whole effing time, and i sat in my brothers' room b/c i was way too scared to be by myself. i cried like 60 jillion times, not only when people died...but when i realized how fucking magic everything was. sentimental shit always gets me. all in all, i was satisfied. the ending was fucking brilliant, the action scenes were EPIC as fuck, and i am still hoping rowling sells out and does a spin-off.
in conclusion, i. love. harry. potter. i aspire to be him someday. who wants to drop out of school with me and practice wizardry in a foreign land?
MESSAGE ME BITCHES
the word of a nerd,
amen
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| although i understand the NBA is a first & foremost a business, & that this wright character will most likely be better for our team performance-wise, it still kills me emotionally to know that we've traded away the one asset that kept the warriors' fans hoping and BELIEVING through 6 stressful ass years. i don't know of any other player in the NBA that has the charisma, work ethic, and loyalty J.RiCH does. honestly...what other fucking athlete do you know of takes out a $100,000 ad in the local newspaper to say SORRY to his fans for not making the playoffs? for something that is honestly beyond his control? man i'm so saad...i wouldn't even be as upset if j.rich got traded to a half-decent team. THE BOBCATS?! he's going to have to go through this shit all over again. and he's getting older, and ... MAN. i just really want to buy him some cupcakes, have a good long cry, and then maybe rearrange his furniture / feng-shui his house. the kid has no effing luck.
i'm just going to hope michael jordan brings the bobcats around, so maybe j.rich can show the eastern conference who's boss. and hopefully he stays relatively healthy & doesn't have any earth-shattering injuries. that would be balls.
GOD I'M SO DEPRESSED. why am i taking this so hard?! this is not normal. the last time i was this upset over somebody i didn't know was princess diana...and i was sorta young then so it's kinda laughable / semi-excusable. i disgust myself. but i can't help it. mel just called me a stalker, in all seriousness, so...i guess ill stop now. please don't report me, i'm not a groupie, just apparently overly emo and easily upset.
okay i'm going to go look up j.rich videos on youtube and weep. good day.
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| i'm upset at this fucking zales commercial, and what it implies.
basically, a well-groomed mother is lovingly scrubbing the dirty off of her baby and her husband comes in, and cheerfully chirps "HONEY...HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! or something (equally hallmark-ish) to that effect. and then she gasps, smiles, and then music is cued for "affordable diamond jewelry that can get you out of housework! sparkly things for women, because that's all they want! you don't need to pick up after yourself or lift a finger if you wow her with THiS!".
if that had happened to me, i would have most likely 1): probably be sweating profusely, have no makeup on, full-on decked out in sweats, 2): called my husband out for not coming to help me with OUR kid earlier. and threatening to abstain from sex until he got his act together, and 3): yelled at him for wasting OUR money on overpriced, low-quality jewelry from zales. YEAH.
okay now i'm going to go primalistic and watch a bunch of men pass a ball around. GO WARRIORS!!!!
i BELiEVE...that you guys should work on your rebounds, and do me. that's all.
except al harrington and that short white kid who screams on the bench. NONE FOR YOU.
p.s. i love fresh salmon sashimi.
p.p.s. i needs a barbeque grill. gas only please...none of that coal shit. i want immediacy when it comes to grilling meats. and uhh...coals are too risky for my accident-prone ass. i BELiEVE...in not starting apartment fires.
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